To the chunky bloke...

[vickster]

Riding along CS7 last night displaying your hairy bum crack ...please please get a longer shirt or a pair of shorts that fits

Ta muchly!

 

[Saluki]

Gross. There is an older, rather overweight chap around here who flashes his builders bum at all and sundry. I've been known to stop and let him get well ahead or to turn off in a different direction when I've caught him up.

 

[Profpointy]

what you should have said to him: "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

 

[ianrauk]

what you should have said to him: "that reminds me, I need to post that letter"

Or park the bike

 

[Cycleops]

....when I've caught him up.

So you try to catch him up?

 

[jefmcg]

Or park the bike

not in a "wheel bender"

What I really hate is they guys wearing somewhat old, white shorts that stretch when they bend over the bike, and you can count the pimples on their arse.

 

[Mile195]

I saw a hipster on a fixie not too long ago with his trousers halfway down his arse exposing his black boxer shorts as he pedalled.

I pondered whether or not to tell him said boxer shorts weren't quite as opaque as he probably thought they were. I decided life was too short and left him to it...

 

[helston90]

Bib shorts- that is all.

 

[w00hoo_kent]

Black Bib shorts- that is all.

FTFY.

 

[vickster]

He was wearing a work shirt not a cycling jersey. I kept overtaking him so I didn't have to look, but then the fecker would overtake me...in the end I let other cyclists slot in between so to speak and have the (dis)pleasure

He was riding a black Specialized bike too with a suspension seatpost...so it just gets worse...perhaps an irredeemable situation

 

[ColinJ]

Bib shorts- that is all.

Not necessarily ...!

 

[Saluki]

So you try to catch him up?

Noooooo. He is even slower than me. He could do with putting his seat up an inch or three as well. It really is not a pretty sight. I can generally see him up ahead and have to make the choice of catching up, over taking and disappearing over the horizon, or turning off long before the offending rear end is in focus.

 

[vickster]

I saw a hipster on a fixie not too long ago with his trousers halfway down his arse exposing his black boxer shorts as he pedalled.

I pondered whether or not to tell him said boxer shorts weren't quite as opaque as he probably thought they were. I decided life was too short and left him to it...

Yeah but hipsters on fixies are more likely to be young and fit...so not necessarily a bad thing

This guy was exposing his hairy arse not his boxers...black boxers really aren't so very different to black cycling shorts ultimately as long as they cover up the anatomy (actually sometimes cycling shorts fail miserably on that score especially front on )

 

[Cyclopathic]

He was wearing a work shirt not a cycling jersey. I kept overtaking him so I didn't have to look, but then the fecker would overtake me...in the end I let other cyclists slot in between so to speak and have the (dis)pleasure

He was riding a black Specialized bike too with a suspension seatpost...so it just gets worse...perhaps an irredeemable situation

Sounds to me like you've got a bit of a crush on this guy.

 

[John the Canuck]

.............. (actually sometimes cycling shorts fail miserably on that score especially front on )

nothing wrong with a ''front view''