Were you the in a blue jacket with camouflage trousers on a Red/white road bike & found your path blocked by a black Alfa estate around 6:20pm? If you are you're f**king moron & be glad I decided to wait for you to re-appear in my mirrors before parking up!
- While you had a nice turn of speed you DO NOT charge around a busy car park at over 25mph!.
- When someone is reversing into a parking space you don't dive down the gap between a van & an MPV nearly knocking a child over, I bet you didn't even see the little boy did you(!), at speed.
- You shouldn't go round the back of the van & then go out of the parking space someone was trying to reverse into.