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When your workmate has worn out his welcome by helping himself to your sandwiches at lunch time make up a batch with swarfega filling. (not me but true dat)
Many years ago we got a mate seriously blattered on his stag night and put some mayonnaise in a condom which we slipped into his pocket. His girlfriend found it and went mental at him, ripping the sleeve clean off his expensive leather jacket. We did own up, but she was incredibly frosty to us during the wedding a couple of days later, particularly awkward for me as I was best man.Tomorrows practical joke: unroll a condom and put it in a jar of mayonnaise.
I shouldn't 'like' that......but I didMany years ago we got a mate seriously blattered on his stag night and put some mayonnaise in a condom which we slipped into his pocket. His girlfriend found it and went mental at him, ripping the slave clean off his expensive leather jacket. We did own up, but she was incredibly frosty to us during the wedding a couple of days later, particularly awkward for me as I was best man.
“Alexa, do a fart"Someone at work thought it was funny to play 3 hours of fart noises through the works radio. Apparently the radio can play sounds from a bluetooth enabled device simultaneously with the radio on. There were several suspects, but each one had exceptional poker faces when quizzed.
I was just wondering if I could sneak it back into Asda...... Serve 'em right for not giving me a job!There are some very sick people on this forum