Today's Public Service Announcement.

[wafflycat]

When applying antiperspirant/deodorant to one's armpits, do not use spray mouth freshener. The sprays may look the same but the contents are entirely different. One's pits will be left with a minty-fresh taste, but unless one is into licking armpits, it's a useless feature. Nor does the spray have any antiperspirant effect.

Do not ask me how I know this.

 

[snapper_37]

It could have been worse.......

 

[wafflycat]

Indeed, I know someone who used a tube of Immac in error. The person thought it was a tube of toothpaste. I am told it did not have a fresh, minty taste. Then there was the person who used the flyspray in error, thinking it was a spray can of antiperspirant. I know of quite a few people doing such things....

 

[ianrauk]

I like licking armpits... my wife's especially...

*runs off and hides*

 

[wafflycat]

EEEEWWWW!!!

*runs off looking for the bottle of brain bleach...*

 

[Dave Davenport]

Public service annoucements are much better 'WITH GUITARS!'

 

[nigelb]

Even though toothpaste and savlon may both come in a white tube, I don't advise rubbing "brighter whiter teeth" into a graze on your arm (or anywhere else for that matter).

Nige

 

[4F]

I like licking armpits... my wife's especially...

*runs off and hides*

 

[thomas]

Don't mistakenly pick up your hair spray either

Indeed, I know someone who used a tube of Immac in error. The person thought it was a tube of toothpaste. I am told it did not have a fresh, minty taste. Then there was the person who used the flyspray in error, thinking it was a spray can of antiperspirant. I know of quite a few people doing such things....

I knew someone (well, they went to my school) who used actual bleach to bleach their teeth....they even asked the science technicians who apparently said "it'd probably be okay, if you washed it off quickly"....it wasn't okay

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Wafflycat,

Can you get rid of that bloody avatar? It doesn't work at that size, and it takes a while to work out that it isn't a photo of one of those diseased internal organs you see printed on cigarette packets

 

[tyred]

One morning, after rubbing Palmolive Classic shave cream on my sore back, cleaning my teeth with Deep Heat before shaving with Aquafresh toothpaste, I decided to replace the fused lightbulb in my bathroom.

 

[ChrisKH]

A well know leading toothpaste looks much like a well known leading haemorrhoid cream but each does not taste like the other. Do not ask me how I know this, etc. etc.

 

[trustysteed]

i sprayed a lovely roast chicken that was almost cooked with some oil in a can spray to crisp the skin up only to find i'd actually sprayed oven cleaner instead. wasted a good meal there.

 

[addictfreak]

Sprayed the wifes hair spray under my arms by mistake one day, it was lunchtime before i could put my arm down!

 

[magnatom]

This thread is useless without smellovision!