Today's sad tally of squashed dead things:-

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betty swollocks

large member
1 Badger
1 Muntjac
1 domestic cat
numerous assorted birds including a Pheasant
3 Squirrels
7 Rabbits
1 Hare
1 Fox and
Skeletal remains of unidentified large deer.

All on a single 30 mile ride.
 

Kirstie

Über Member
Casserole...?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
What a disaster. What were all those animals doing? Going to the ball together?

In Lagos you see squashed humans in the road, and I mean flat, sometimes. Heartbreaking when you think of the kids waiting at home for a Mummy or a Daddy who never comes home.
 

Mr Pig

New Member
Tell me more about the cat?
 

Mr Pig

New Member
Must've been a long ride of you checked the pockets of every critter you found! No wonder you saw so many, you were out there for months!
 

BigonaBianchi

Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
th eother week i rode past a verge with four dead badgers on it...none of which showed any signs of road kill...just lying there dead...I suspected poison or something...pretty sad really...probably headline news in the Badger gazette
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
betty swollocks said:
1 Badger
1 Muntjack
1 domestic cat
numerous assorted birds including a Pheasant
3 Squirrels
7 Rabbits
1 Hare
1 Fox and

Skeletal remains of unidentified large deer.

All on a single 30 mile ride.

You've been looking in my freezer haven't you!
 
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