Top shelf magazines

[chap]

I think some of those women's magazines ought to be put on the top shelf as well. After thumbing through a few (friends toilet material) they are more explicit than much of those lads mags.

Men are perhaps more visual folk, but were Cosmo to be copied like for like but for men, not only would it be on the top shelf, it would be wrapped in Gaffer tape!

Yet, walk into your Tesco's or ASDA, and you'll be hard pressed to find any Mens magazines for all the smut classified as 'Womens Interests'.

 

[atbman]

If what they said about porn magazine-induced activities was true, no-one who bought them would be able to reach teh top shelf

 

[Fnaar]

If what they said about porn magazine-induced activities was true, no-one who bought them would be able to reach teh top shelf

Ah, but just look at the number of people who voted conservative... I was also told it would make me do that!

 

[slowmotion]

If what they said about porn magazine-induced activities was true, no-one who bought them would be able to reach teh top shelf

..oh reach surely, but perhaps not actually be able to see the chosen title...?

 

[hackbike 666]

I was in Guildford Railway Station (Smiths?) the other day and I noticed the top shelf magazines were half covered up...so no cheap thrills.