Top shelf magazines

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gary r, 7 May 2010.

  1. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    W H Smith at Heathrow T4 has the cyclesport & procycling right next to the Playboy/Mayfair magazines...........i had to make sure the shop was empty before reaching up to grab a magazine!!!!!!;):biggrin:
     
  2. Ricky Baby

    Ricky Baby New Member

    good idea, you don't want anyone thinking your grabbing a cycling mag.
     
  3. numbnuts

    numbnuts Legendary Member

    Location:
    North Baddesley
  4. downfader

    downfader extimus uero philosophus

    Location:
    'ampsheeeer
    IMO they should put the Nuts, Zoo and Loaded mags up there too. Then you dont have to lose face when you buy "normal" mags. :biggrin:
     
  5. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    I'm too short for the top shelf :biggrin: WH Smith should provide ladders :thumbsup:
     
  6. eldudino

    eldudino Bike Fluffer

    Location:
    Stirling
    But they're the mags for blokes too chicken to reach up to the top! :biggrin:
     
  7. Hilldodger

    Hilldodger Über Member

    Location:
    sunny Leicester
    They don't put Classic Van on the top shelf:blush:
     
  8. Glow worm

    Glow worm Guru

    Location:
    Near Newmarket
    I had to buy a Daily Mail for my mother in-law the other day. I had to hide it in a copy of Razzle to avoid embarrassment!
     
  9. CharlieB

    CharlieB Junior Walker and the Allstars

    Location:
    Redkiteland
    With no offence meant to anyone in Norfolk (half of my family are there), I've noticed that the top shelf there is usually the place to find tractor magazines, as well.
    Don't quite know what that says about Norfolk, but there do seem to be rather a lot of them.
     
  10. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    I thought they had the family photo albums on the top shelf in Norfolk:evil:
     
  11. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Talking of 'those' mags, can't be long till they die a death, really, what with the internet and all....
     
  12. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    It's one thing getting the pages stuck together, but getting that stuff of your keyboard and screen...
     
  13. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    Other than porn, I was thinking of other magazine titles that could be on the top shelf.

    Five I can think of are:

    The Chicken owner's magazines, Your Cock, and Cocks Weekly/Monthly

    One for Monkey owners with a similar title (this magazine has great articles such how to teach your Monkey obedience by spanking it, and so on).

    The Kitten magazine, Pussies Weekly.

    And finally, the Bird magazine, Tits Monthly.

    This last title has just launched a new book entitled

    'Great Tits and where to find them'.


    I'll get me coat! (I'm going to look for Tits!).
     
  14. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    Location:
    South Manchester
    I get my 'sad' cycling mags through the post.... not cool.... or what ever...FFS.....

    Bike porn on the quiet..............:evil:
     
  15. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    Do you look at pictures of naked bikes with nothing on them but nipple nuts??
     
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