Tour de France 2018 **SPOILERS**

[Pro Tour Punditry]

And why is that idiot still taking his fussy baby elephant to parties where they don't serve KP nuts?

And why does the Watchfinder bloke still look like he's never ridden a bike before?

He's got cyclist calf muscles

 

[rich p]

Yep. Just saw him on the back of the peloton.

Fighting manfully for the lanterne rouge

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

While we're doing adverts, why does the front wheel in the GoDaddy ad have a freewheel?

 

[rich p]

Is Sagan still "loving this coooking revoloootion"? I've been watching Eurosport this year, with the constant risk that I'm missing some good adverts on ITV4.

I switch to ITV4 when the ads come on or when Carlton effing Kirby does.

 

[mjr]

Is Sagan still "loving this coooking revoloootion"? I've been watching Eurosport this year, with the constant risk that I'm missing some good adverts on ITV4.

Not seen that but I did enjoy Kittel telling me to fight for my hair on the day after his elimination. Does he get held down and shaved now?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is Sagan still "loving this coooking revoloootion"? I've been watching Eurosport this year, with the constant risk that I'm missing some good adverts on ITV4.

I really hope you're all sorted with the costs of your burial....

 

[mjr]

While we're doing adverts, why does the front wheel in the GoDaddy ad have a freewheel?

I'd not noticed that! They must be as good at teh cycling as they are at teh interwebtubes.

 

[mjr]

I really hope you're all sorted with the costs of your burial....

And if you are, they'll send the cheque next door.

 

[roadrash]

I switch to ITV4 when the ads come on or when Carlton effing Kirby does.

all itv 4 for me this time I couldn't stand him anymore

 

[rich p]

all itv 4 for me this time I couldn't stand him anymore

But I quite like Robbie Hatch

 

[Crackle]

BMC have the ugliest bikes

 

[Beebo]

The green jersey competition isn’t really hotting up then.

 

[Bollo]

BMC have the ugliest bikes

Hey! I thought I had the ugliest bike!

 

[Adam4868]

But I quite like Robbie Hatch

Can't stand the way he prounounces everything in pseudo accent's ! Give me Carlton and Kelly !

Hey! I though I had the ugliest bike!

Not the bike with you sorry x

 

[mjr]

"It's June, dad"

"It's farking not. It's July, you daft shoot."

I'm sure I noticed something else strange about the FAQs (frequently advertised quackery) but I've forgotten it already.