Tour de France 2026 ***Spoilers***

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wakemalcolm

wakemalcolm

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He seems to be absolutely fixated on talking about doping, in a way that none of his contemporaries who were reporting from the late 90s do

Bizarre fact, I had him confused with one shoed relay legend Brian Whittle until, even more bizarrely, my wife started working with Brian's wife, who I was at school with 160 miles away 40 years ago.
 

No Ta Doctor

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Agree, listening to him broadcast is like hearing Eeyore commentate on paint drying.

I've never heard him, thankfully, only seen his bizarre scribblings

He seems to be absolutely fixated on talking about doping, in a way that none of his contemporaries who were reporting from the late 90s do

Yes, he's dying for a good scandal, but he's not an investigative journalist, so in the meantime he'll just pose the hard questions*
I know Richard Williams and Will Fotheringham are getting on a bit and may consider themselves too old for this lark, but could they not find someone who potentially actually likes the sport to write about it?



*Write a load of innuendo, repeatedly mention climb records from 40 years ago, make snide comments
 
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wakemalcolm

wakemalcolm

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Bizarre fact, I had him confused with one shoed relay legend Brian Whittle until, even more bizarrely, my wife started working with Brian's wife, who I was at school with 160 miles away 40 years ago.

Even more bizarrely, I once borrowed a tent from Brian Whittle's wife's brother, got shot at, which ended in me having to buy the tent from him.

38 years later, I got the tent down from the loft to use on a bikepacking trip, checked it was waterproof with a hose, only to find on the first night of my trip that it leaked like a sieve through the bathtub.
 

TakeTheHighRoad

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Probably the best place to put this, but Mauro Schmid is quietly having a good season and is up to 7th in the PCS ranking for this year

Only 26, there were some gripes about the size of his contract but he's backing it up on a consistent basis
 

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To be fair, even €12 feels a bit generous. As @DeadCalm pointed out on the Last WT Team to win / Just how bad are Picnic? thread




The real shocker is INEOS only earning €27K of course. Picnic were awful, but INEOS only earning about twice as much, with all that budget?

Erstwhile sprinter John Degenkolb (whom you can be forgiven for not realising was still riding) only finished inside the top 100 on two stages!
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TakeTheHighRoad

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Whilst undeniably a poor set of results, I think his role has now changed to more of a road captain, passing on his experience to his younger colleagues
 
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