Tour de France 2026 ***Spoilers***

[Blazing Saddles]

Baptiste bonks almost immediately

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Visma are now riding….

 

[mididoctors]

Visma going hard already

 

[mididoctors]

Using victor before he never sees the front again

 

[mididoctors]

EF in the wheels

 

[mididoctors]

Ayuso trying to slip away

 

[mididoctors]

Groupetto already

 

[No Ta Doctor]

"Hey Baptiste! Love the false nose, very funny! I was looking for Liam but can't find him anywhere, did anyone check he finished yesterday? Anyway, we've got something special for you today, a big, big day! Check? Oh, got ya! No Jakub isn't up for it this time, not right from the gun at any rate. We've got you your absolute top pick! Yes, we've got you Jonas Abrahamsen! Yes I know he's better on rolling ground than actual HC mountains, but this is just for the start anyway. We got you a German and a Spaniard as well, proper serious riders! He's actually Basque, so if it rains he'll be great for the quick descents. And I know you don't like French riders, but .... What? .... No even you will like... You haven't even heard who yet.... Don't be like that.... It's Warren Bar.... BAPTISTE! That is not his middle name."

 

[Blazing Saddles]

My usual source is broken today, so I am watching SBS.
Hadn’t realised there were so many ads.
May have to resort to Tiz…

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Hurrah! My app is working again, so I am ad free.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Mads is not going for his 25 point bonus.
He must have seen No ta Doctors calculations. (Read in Kelly voice)

 

[mididoctors]

Bernal.fatigued

 

[Pblakeney]

I don't understand how they can do this day after day

I understand how they can do it day after day.
I don't understand how they can do it so fast day after day.

 

[No Ta Doctor]

From yesterday. Personally I'd have been sorely tempted to park my bike right in his arse-crack

Pascal Ackerman does well to swerve round him

 

[mididoctors]

Bit of a group