Tour de France Notre Equipe 2009...

[ComedyPilot]

Yawn....just been prodded into action by Speicher.

Now you lot have finished messing round in the hills, it's time for a rest day, and a flight to Limoges. So, get your bikes loaded, you too Longers, you're not riding to Limoges, and we'll be off shortly.

Cabin crew set doors for departure, Speicher, set the autopilot and we'll have a cup of tea and a pie.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have left it a bit late for a hotel, but have pinged asterix to see if we can be put up in their spare room.

 

[Speicher]

Yawn....just been prodded into action by Speicher.

Cabin crew set doors for departure, Speicher, set the autopilot and we'll have a cup of tea and a pie.

Is that the inflatable Auto-Pilot, or did he blow up on the hills.

Oi - careful. what are you doing with your joystick?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Is that the inflatable Auto-Pilot, or did he blow up on the hills.

Oi - careful. what are you doing with your joystick?

Sorry about the joystick Speicher, it's a bit tight in this cockpit, not much turning room.

 

[Speicher]

I hope you are keeping on top of things, CP, what with the altitude, velocityomometer, and that propeller thingy in front.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I hope you are keeping on top of things, CP, what with the altitude, velocityomometer, and that propeller thingy in front.

Speicher, that 'propeller thingy' is a fan to keep me cool.

If it stops at any point in the flight, watch me sweat...!

 

[Speicher]

I wouldn't open that door if I was y....... too late.
























That's the cupboard will all the dirty kit in it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Anyone dropped out yet? - we're bored.....

 

[Aperitif]

Shock news!

Yenrod dumped out of Tour - FreebieMcGinty in to jiffy up the domestiques.

 

[Wigsie]

Shock news!

Yenrod dumped out of Tour - FreebieMcGinty in to jiffy up the domestiques.

Damn right its a shock! is it because my bike has no wheels, handle bars, pedals, chain or brakes? a little fussy if you ask me.

 

[Aperitif]

Bradley Wigsie in! Tynan into the frying pan and out of the firing line! Shock, quelle horreur!
'La petite agneau' comes to the fore in the nick of time for team CCLD.

(OK?)

 

[beanzontoast]

Food is clearly important, but the constant talk of it is in danger of diverting riders' efforts from the main task. All this fudging around and sticking your fingers in too many pies really takes the biscuit. 'Scone too far. This race is a Marathon. Let's all pick-n-mix our words carefully so that no-one ends up fried, battered or as flat as a pancake out on the (first) course.

 

[Aperitif]

Yes. It mars the performance. Mind you, the next few stages will give the riders some quality streets to ride along - playing 'cat and mouse' - 'Mall teasers' if you like.

 

[ianrauk]

Does anyone know where we are?

 

[beanzontoast]

Does anyone know where we are?

It is a rest day. Everyone else has gone to the beach. I myself am closed. Please call back later.