Tour de France Notre Equipe 2009...

[Aperitif]

Does anyone know where we are?

We're ahead of some of those who were in front but behind those that overtook and haven't looked back.
Will1985 is poncing about playing bikes at all the odd fetes here and there - and playing with our Shaun. As a consequence, even Madame Dumesnil's spiders have got more web presence than we have.

 

[Speicher]

I am popping out for a to Cognac for a tasting session, seeing as I do not have to be back for a massage.

 

[Landslide]

*Rest day*

 

[Aperitif]

That's remarkably like our ex-rider Tynan!

I expect you are all getting a bit Tynan weary now are you not?

 

[Wigsie]

Is this why he was ousted? cooking for the competition rather than the team?

 

[redjedi]

With all these bikes laying around, while you lot have a "rest day" , I thought I better get in some armed security.

Money's a bit tight after I bought all those D-locks so all I could afford was this guy

As you can see he comes with his own firearms (we just have to supply the water ammunition).

Now that's all sorted, I'm going for a nap

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ok, me and the Wigmeister have got a copy of L'Equipe for everyone...

And we've loaded up Aperitif's bike for him - s'alright for some.....

It's not a rest day for everyone you know...grumble, moan....

 

[Landslide]

Oi! McGinty! Quit ya whining and get over here! I've got a vital job for you...

 

[Landslide]

Do these bangers taste OK to you?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

munch, scoff, drool, slobber...



burp! - not bad...



*repeat*

 

[Landslide]

I'll take that as a yes!

 

[ianrauk]

This way good people...

 

[Wigsie]

Newsflash: Macbludgeon spotted exiting some bushes on his rest day.

Initial reports are unclear as to what he was up to.

 

[Landslide]

Explosive diarrhoea?

 

[magnatom]

Whatever happened, you can be sure it hurt!

(Oh and I might have some video footage...)