Ah got me a Gawd given RIGHT t' drive MAH Truck where Ah like ALL THE TIME an' **** up the planet fo' mah children. Lookit that oil spill they got in Florida, the sooner we can git all these fawsil fuels burned, the better this place gon'be!
Cycling to work I have to navigate a couple of neighbourhoods/villages that have cycling bans in place. Houston a big sprawling city made up of a bunch of older villages all of which have the right to create their weird set of laws, like no cycling on the street or no booze (yes they still have dry neighbourhoods). So for the main street I take to work for two sections I'm supposed to get off the road and use the pavement. I don't and have been stopped by the police twice so far. No tickets, just warnings each time.