classic33
Leg End Member
In some. But I thought we were on about trains?They have toilets in stations now?![]()
In some. But I thought we were on about trains?They have toilets in stations now?![]()
At £55 - £60, a worthwhile investment if you travel on trains a lot.A mobile phone jammer on a train is very handy indeed. So I'm told,
The worst behaviour I've witnessed was heading North from 'that there Lunnon' a very loud Suvvener spent the journey from Kings Cross to Durham talking loudly on his mobile phone to his poor secretary, many. many times, his wife, several business colleagues and even a client where we all got to know how much they were paying for a new 'system', what could and couldn't be included and how it would work once installed in their factory.
Only the presence of Lady Byegad saved him from an abusive tirade and his phone from a free trip into the 6 foot at 125mph. Had we been staying on the train to Newcastle I suspect his phone would have gone for a swim in the Tyne and possibly him too.
This used to work great with Sabor (my GSD) especially funny was when the ticket collector/train manager came along and all those who'd had to squeeze past him (and then sat 'chuntering' about scruffy hippies with big dogs) were expecting me to be told off saw the official fussing the dog and praising him.Take a pet with you, preferably a dog the bigger the better. It will dose off in the gangway beside you and other passengers just love the routine of stepping over it en route to the toilet or buffet car, and then repeating the exercise on the return journey to their seat.
On busy commuter trains make sure it has been fed something that has it farting every few minutes - just enough to keep up a rancid smell level. Fellow passengers will wrinkle their noses, but also secretly be thanking you as they can time their own emissions to the dog and let it take the blame.Take a pet with you, preferably a dog the bigger the better. It will dose off in the gangway beside you and other passengers just love the routine of stepping over it en route to the toilet or buffet car, and then repeating the exercise on the return journey to their seat.
I thank you for putting the icing on the cake PiemasterOn busy commuter trains make sure it has been fed something that has it farting every few minutes - just enough to keep up a rancid smell level. Fellow passengers will wrinkle their noses, but also secretly be thanking you as they can time their own emissions to the dog and let it take the blame.
If you board a train without etiquette, you will have to apologise politely to the Tiquette Inspector.