Travel guide - might be useful

[SteveH80]

I came across this hiding on my laptop's hard drive, I thought it might be useful to some of you as we head into the summer touring season

 

[nogoodnamesleft]

Reminds me of Dr. Fegg's Guide to Camping (Bert Fegg, I don't think he's really a Dr.)

1. Camping is a wet, uncomfortable, and miserable way to die, but, if you can’t avoid it, you can at least make it comfortable.
2. Select your camping spot carefully. Very often, you will find people in tents and caravans blocking your view and generally getting in the way. These can usually be dispersed by naming your dog Cholera and calling him in loudly last thing at night.
3. Once you have found a nice spot, get out the flamethrower and clear the area around you.
4. What you will need for a camping trip:
   • 286 9″ x 3″ bricks
   • 12 sacks easy drying ready mixed cement
   • Front door
   • Back door
   • Porch
   • Piano
   • Chairs
   • Window frames
   • Plate glass
   • Stereo equipment
   • Carpets
   • Various slates
   • Roofing timbers
   • Second piano (if room)
5. Pack these carefully – with the plate glass at the top.
6. Get someone else to carry the pack.
7. Camp.

Alternatives To Camping

1. Spending the night in an ice-cold bath.
2. Swallowing tree toads.
3. Running 4 miles with two piranha fish in your shorts.

(from https://www.themichaelpalin.com/dr-feggs-page/dr-feggs-guide-to-camping/)

 

[EckyH]

I came across this hiding on my laptop's hard drive, I thought it might be useful to some of you as we head into the summer touring season

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Conversation book

Ist that a synonym for a dictionary?

The amount of different chemicals is remarkable, nowadays perhaps close to suspicious...

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