I wish I had never come across this thread.
Back in 2009 I bought a Specialized Allez. Since then I have discovered a love for cycling, exploring and pushing myself. At some point in time I am going to have to admit that I should get a new bike, but I have become so emotionally attached to it that I can't bear the prospect. It almost makes me cry just thinking of the day.
Maybe I should just admit that I will never be able to sell it, and start making arrangements to be burried with it.