andyfromotley
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- Otley, west yorks
someone holding the door open for me 'well done youve got the job' followed by weak laugh
I like it!Over The Hill said:Best one (not really trite i guess)
"Do you use your dictaphone?"
"No I use my finger"
Twenty Inch said:"Are we keeping you awake?" if you smother a yawn.
Fatuous, and extremely irritating when you're getting by on 5 hours of sleep a night thanks to a colicky baby.
So I used to reply, "No, not you, my sick baby is - he was very poorly last night", just to see their faces collapse into dismay and embarrassment.