Troll Alert!

[Recycle]

This may have already been posted but I can't find any references.
Jeremy Clarkson & James May have been spotted cycling in rush hour London with camera crew in tow.

Brace yourselves for the incisive and in-depth pronouncements from our newfound experts.

 

[fossyant]

Seen it tweeted !

 

[glenn forger]

I hope nobody dies.

 

[Spinney]

I hope nobody dies.

not even JC?

 

[SquareDaff]

Would it be karma if he got hit by a petrol head in a prestige sports car?

 

[glenn forger]

It would be a philosophical cliche if a speeding driver killed one or all of them.

 

[Scoop940]

Looks like Clarkson could do with riding a bike more often.. has he got duck tape over his gob?

 

[gaz]

Clarkson looks to be wearing lycra shorts over jeans :/

 

[jarlrmai]

Is he in primary at a junction?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Jeremy is obviously trying to justify his assertion that he is now a cyclist too. Duck tape over the mouth - James has finally got sick of his inane drivel perhaps?

Interesting choice of gear he seems to be running. Looks like small to small in that photo. I don't know - claims to be a petrol head but he can't even work out a set of bicycle gears.

 

[glenn forger]

GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, I WILL KILL YOU!

 

[Fab Foodie]

IT'S DUCT, DUCT, DUCT.
DUCT TAPE FOR TAPING OVER JOINTS IN VENTILATION DUCTS ......

Thank you.

 

[Recycle]

Duck tape over the mouth

Probably because everytime he opens it he turns into a windsock.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

IT'S DUCT, DUCT, DUCT.
DUCT TAPE FOR TAPING OVER JOINTS IN VENTILATION DUCTS ......

Thank you.

The brand I buy.

 

[Recycle]

Given the spate of lorry / cycle deaths recently one would hope that its a semi serious piece..

No chance. He was nailed recently by cyclists when he tweeted a pic of a cyclist holding primary, along with a snarky remark.
There's an agenda there, he's out for revenge.