True Facts About Chris Rea
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rogerzilla
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Chris Rea just WhatsApped me to say get this thread back on topic or he'll release The Road To Hell Part III - The Ninth Circle. Which mainly features a school recorder orchestra.
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
Well he might be the first musician dragged before the United Nations then.
That threat is acoustic warfare.
Weaponising the recorder. How low can he go?
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea was due to join the Rolling Stones, however the band decided it wouldn't be appropriate after it was found out he had been giving Brian Jones swimming lessons
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris Rea was the inspiration for Windy Miller.
Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
For years Chris Rea thought he'd never seen Star Wars, but it turns out he had and he'd forgotten all about it.
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea was the first successful recipient of a limb transplant, receiving as he did a new goatee beard from a deceased donor in 1978.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Beating a certain river-named website
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea received a voice transplant from Rod Stewart.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
It's red, and DeBurgh slips his "lady" into it. This inspired the number one song, Don't Pay the Ferryman.
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Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Chris De Burgh was at the centre of the great "cat dressage" scandal of 1998 where he was accused of throwing Dreamies at his cat in the hope of making it dance.
Edit: oops wrong thread. I thought to his was the True Facts about Chris de Burgh thread. Chris Rea would never do such a thing.
I'm off to the admit your ignorance thread - Chris Rea and Chris de Burgh are different people.
Edit: oops wrong thread. I thought to his was the True Facts about Chris de Burgh thread. Chris Rea would never do such a thing.
I'm off to the admit your ignorance thread - Chris Rea and Chris de Burgh are different people.
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Chris Rea, Chris De Burgh and Chris Martin are all forms adopted by the liquid polymetal cyborg C-1000. It's working on Chrissie Hynde but it struggles to get women's hair right.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea holds the world record for juggling goats. He won his goaty beard in recognition of this feat.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Death once had a near Chris Rea experience.
