True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented the pencil sharpener.

He would have invented cats eyes, but the cat was walking away from him.

 

[PaulB]

In sensational news just released to the press, it has been revealed that Chris Rea is not related in any way to Irish actor, Steven Rea!!! Flags will be flying at half mast in several town halls around the nation from midday today.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It was embarrassing to watch. They just couldn't get Chris Rea off the London Eye. He insisted on going round and round and round. That's the trouble with a diet of hamsters.

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea eats hamsters ? Is there no depths to this rapscallion will not sink?

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea denies the rumours that he is a cannibal, before adding that Freddie Starr needed more salt.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea eats hamsters ? Is there no depths to this rapscallion will not sink?

He chose to hamsters to wean himself off ... other food.

174 pages of this nonsense and no mention of Chris Rea’s liking for cat-flesh pie.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea wears corduroy underwear

I hope our Accy doesn’t find out!

 

[grldtnr]

I hope our Accy doesn’t find out!

Imagine if Drago's under crackers were corduroy , euggghhh!

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea was due to replace Dickie Davies presenting world of sport, but the plan was scuppered when Davies refused to hand over the moustache.

As revenge Chris Rea took Dickie Davies brand new car, painted a number 12 all over it and entered it in the banger racing that Dickie Davies was presenting that day, Chris Rea won, but for some reason Dickie Davieswas far from impressed

 

[Drago]

Imagine if Drago's under crackers were corduroy , euggghhh!

You could grab a fork through the, er, deposits and make them a sort of faux turduroy.

 

[grldtnr]

You could grab a fork through the, er, deposits and make them a sort of faux turduroy.

But would the beardy wonder do that ? I doubt it ,

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea holds the Guinness world record for the most number of records in the Guinness Book of Records, there's so many he can't remember every one of them.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea holds the world record for the most wiry pubes.

 

[grldtnr]

I'm not going to dispute that, what exactly were they looking for, an Auberge field generator?

 

[grldtnr]

Some say Chris Reas' loins pulsate and glow in the dark a mysterious greenish glow.
Which is a little off putting ,should he be sat in the dark at the Redcar Cinemat.