True facts about Kylie Minogue

[DRM]

Kylie Minogue is frequently seen in Hyde Park taking her pet Kangaroo, Dave for a walk

 

[Chris S]

Kylie was very fond of her teddy bear.

 

[MichaelW2]

Kylie was very fond of her teddy bear.

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That is a Drop Bear and Kylie is being very foolish handling it in such a casual manner.

 

[DRM]

Kylie was very fond of her teddy bear.

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But not as fond as the teddy bear is of Kylie!

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Actually a true fact!!

Kylie also recorded a lot of 'jingles' for 'Mark & Lard' (Radcliffe & Marc Riley, respectively), in her time between 'Neighbours' & the hit singles


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According to Marc Riley, she can change the oil on a Triumph Doloomite gearbox

Spoiler

as he once asked her on stage, in a 'Q&A' session, both Radcliffe & Riley admitted being drunk at the time

 

[cyberknight]

Nah - she is a giant

a good 2 inches taller that my wife

I looked it up and one inch shorter and she would be officially classed as a dwarf

When I first mentioned it, she rolled her eyes!!!!

i had to look it up , shes about 5 " taller than mrs ck ......

 

[katiewlx]

Kylie Minogue likes to use Vegemite as part of her night time skin care routine

looks more like she uses Mr Sheen as a product more these days.

she also cant sing live & in tune.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Kylie is playing Sleeping Beauty at Accrington town hall. Prince Charming will be played by @Accy

 

[DRM]

Kylie is playing Sleeping Beauty at Accrington town hall. Prince Charming will be played by @Accy

Ross Kemp will play Widow Twanky!

 

[Badger_Boom]

Ross Kemp will play Widow Twanky!

Well he is Britain's most versatile actor.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sylvester Stallone, a bitter rival, is playing Puss in Boots at Accrington Leisure centre.

 

[DRM]

Kylie Minogue has sent a door to door salesman packing over the Xmas break, the travelling pest tried to sell her an overpriced Verisure Alarm, without realising the lucky escape he had from being viciously punched & kicked by Dave the Kangaroo, who is alerted by 2 specially trained observer Koala's, thus ensuring Kylie's safety at all times, without the need for a subscription alarm system

 

[PeteXXX]

Kylie's iconic gold hot-pants were bought for 50p at a London flea market.
They're now worth, possibly, £8,000,000

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Accy says he won’t be selling them, as Kylie is his muse. He will make them a main part of his wardrobe in the summer.

 

[Chris S]

Accy says he will be selling them, they're too tight.