True Facts About Mr T

[FrankCrank]

After the A Team, he appeared regularly on Salvage Hunters, but thought Mr sounded a bit poncy

 

[Drago]

Ty Phoo T is Mr T's Hong Kong based martial arts cousin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr T(ea) pities the fools who drink coffee.

 

[stephec]

Mr T can eat four Shredded Wheat.

 

[tyred]

His younger sister is called Miss U.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

His younger sister is called Miss U.

In fact, his younger sisters are identical twins.

Double U!

 

[Way-Out-West]

Laurence Tureaud shortened his name to Mr T when he thought his mum said it was oolong.

 

[Drago]

Everything Greta Thunberg does is due to a dare from Mr T and she's too frightened to refuse.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr. T once replaced all the standard garden gnomes in his neighbourhood with custom-made, miniature, gold-chained gnomes that had tiny mohawks.

 

[DRM]

Mr T was set to become President of the USA, however he decided not to bother as when he found out he would have to travel on Airforce One, he said "I Ain't gettin' on no plane" ! The rest, as they say, is history

 

[Drago]

Mr T is a method actor, and even went as far as changing his name by deed poll to Clubber Lang to immerse himself in the role for Rocky III.

 

[DRM]

Mr T was shortlisted as one of the expert repairers on The Repair Shop, however it was felt that taking angle grinders, hacksaws & welding gear to the guests precious family heirlooms, was frankly, quite OTT

 

[Way-Out-West]

Mr T, Bruce Willis, and Gary Coleman once ran a gym together, but their partnership didn't last long. Willis couldn't stand Gary's catchphrase, while Gary grew tired of being used as a dumbbell.

 

[Drago]

Mr T is thinking of running for the job of heaf of Reform UK. He thinks he's in with a good chance due to his common sense, no nonsense views but won't pity the fool he beats.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Mr. T's aversion to flying had nothing to do with a fear of heights, it was all about the hassle of getting through the airport metal detector.