swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Went to see the psychiatrist about my kleptomania. He gave me some pills, said take these for a week - if that doesn't work, get me a telly. (©Mr T. Cooper)
Two fish in a tank...
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guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Name three scottish football teams beginning with R?
Rangers, Raith Rovers and ................
Rangers, Raith Rovers and ................
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Arbroath
Beardie
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Disneyland's twin town
Hacienda71 said:Kilmarnock
Speicher said:
Yes! Now explain the Kilmarnock, for the benefit of the ignorant.
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
What's green and stands in the corner?
Hacienda71
Mancunian in self imposed exile in leafy Cheshire
- Location
- Wilmslow, Cheshire
Beardie said:
It is a place in Scotland!
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Hacienda71 said:It is a place in Scotland!
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
A naughty frog.
Maizie
Guru
- Location
- NE Hertfordshire
How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?
Heat it in the oven until it's Bill Withers...
Heat it in the oven until it's Bill Withers...
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Two beetles walk into a bar for the fourth time and the barman says ... Are you two here to bug me again!
transvestite to his friend = "My pychologist thinks I'm crazy"
Friend = "What do you think"
Transvestite = "Well I know I'm not crazy as my gynecologist told me to ignore him"
transvestite to his friend = "My pychologist thinks I'm crazy"
Friend = "What do you think"
Transvestite = "Well I know I'm not crazy as my gynecologist told me to ignore him"
brokenbetty
Über Member
- Location
- London
A man walks into a bar, points out the window and says to the barman "just look at those shores". "What shores?" says the barman. "Very kind of you" says the man, "I'll have a whiskey".
The next he comes back. "Oi!" says the barman. "You're barred after that stunt you pulled yesterday". "Me?" says the man, "but I've never been here before. I only arrived this morning." "Really?" says the barman, "I'm sorry mate, you must have a double"
"very kind of you, I'll have a double whiskey"
The next he comes back. "Oi!" says the barman. "You're barred after that stunt you pulled yesterday". "Me?" says the man, "but I've never been here before. I only arrived this morning." "Really?" says the barman, "I'm sorry mate, you must have a double"
"very kind of you, I'll have a double whiskey"
PBancroft
Senior Member
- Location
- Winchester
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
PBancroft
Senior Member
- Location
- Winchester
In memory of Greedo...
My girlfriend is worried that one of her breasts is smaller than the other.
I said, look on the bright side: one of them is bigger than the other.
My girlfriend is worried that one of her breasts is smaller than the other.
I said, look on the bright side: one of them is bigger than the other.
PBancroft
Senior Member
- Location
- Winchester
Someone keeps putting soil on my allotment when I'm not looking.
The plot thickens...
The plot thickens...
