Two fish in a tank...

Globalti

Legendary Member
A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a whisky.

"Hey!" says the barman, "we've got a whisky named after you!"

"What.... Eric?" replies the horse.
 

TVC

Guest
Two squaddies sat on a tank, one says 'I wish the sarge was here, he'd get us out of this airing cupboard'.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
montage said:
two muffins in an oven
One says "friggin hell it is hot in here"
The other replies "OH MY GOD......a talking muffin!"
But as the other one can talk, why is it surprised at the first one speaking?
 

Landslide

Rare Migrant
Two elephants fall off a cliff.

Boom! Boom!
 

Moodyman

Guru
Husband: I love you Joanna (wife).

Wife: I love you too. I'd even die for you. How about you?

Husband: Mine is an undying love.
 
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