Two fish in a tank...

[slowmotion]

Why are pirates called pirates?







Because they AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

 

[Bayerd]

What's the difference between a new penny and Blackpool beach?

One's all shiny and bright...

 

[Hover Fly]

Imagine you're walking through a jungle, wondering why you can't pronounce the letter 's' anymore, and you see a very rare monkey, the last one known of its species. A collector is offering one million pounds for it.
How do you catch it?





You 'neak up on it.

 

[Speicher]

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?

 

[slowmotion]

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?






Dunno....it's never been attempted....

 

[rikki]

The Lion, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man walk into a bar


Boom Boom Tishhhh

*better with sound effects*

 

[Landslide]

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day...
































He wasn't very happy.

 

[Shaun]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change ...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

InterruptiMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

The Lion, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man walk into a bar


Boom Boom Tishhhh

*better with sound effects*

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[Crankarm]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Sellafield Salmon?

Nope.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

fsh

 

[Crankarm]

fsh

Yes!





fsh, fsh, fsh, fsh

 

[Aperitif]

fsh

...there's a man who knows his place...

 

[Crankarm]

Hedgehogs ......... Why can't they share ?