Two fish in a tank...

[vernon]

What do you call a stone age burglar?

Dooyathinkisaurus.



And his dog?


Dooyathinkisaurus rex.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?





A carrot

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What you call a woman who plays snooker with a pint balanced on her head?

Beatrix?

 

[Beardie]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny?"

 

[Hacienda71]

What do you call a man standing between two houses with a cow and a pig on his head?

 

[Dayvo]

Don't no. Give up.

That's not a very good guess!

 

[Hacienda71]

Moo Ham Head Alley

 

[JtB]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[Dayvo]

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

 

[Crankarm]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

 

[Fnaar]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Sellafield Salmon?

 

[Bayerd]

What's the difference between a cart horse and a cavalry horse?



One darts into the fray......

 

[vernon]

The difference between a baby and a seagull?


One flits across the shore........

 

[Bayerd]

The difference between a fish and a goat?

One mucks about in fountains...

 

[slowmotion]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

























Cliff.