Two fish in a tank...

[threebikesmcginty]

...there's a man who knows his place...

 

[Hacienda71]

What do you call a dear with no eye?

 

[Speicher]

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?

So nobody knows the answer to this. I shan't ask any of you to post a letter then.

 

[philipbh]

What do you call a dear with no eye?

Anything you like - it can't hear you !

 

[threebikesmcginty]

So nobody knows the answer to this. I shan't ask any of you to post a letter then.

I don't know but I do know how to tell if an elephant has been in your fridge or how to tell if there's an elephant in bed with you.

 

[Speicher]

I don't know but I do know how to tell if an elephant has been in your fridge or how to tell if there's an elephant in bed with you.

Footprints in the butter?
Second one, the bed is lopsided?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Footprints in the butter?
Second one, the bed is lopsided?

Yes

and he has an 'E' embroided on his pyjama pocket. Of course.

 

[Hacienda71]

What do you call a dear with no eye?

No eye dear

 

[Landslide]

What do you call a dear with no eye and no legs?

 

[Speicher]

Reminds me of:

I shot an elephant in my pyjamas last night.











I don't know what he was doing wearing my pyjamas.

 

[Speicher]

What do you call a dear with no eye and no legs?

Anything you like.

 

[Crankarm]

What do you call a dear with no eye and no legs?

Still no idea?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Anything you like - it can't hear you !

Without an eye????? You never took Biology then?

 

[swee'pea99]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

A man walks into the dentist and says, 'can you help me, I think I'm a moth'

the receptionist says 'but this is a dental surgery'

'I know' he replies 'but your light is on'