Unexpected 5K do I......

[oxbob]

Just be careful with the boobs - she might get addicted. The mom of some girl I know has had hers done four times:

bigger bigger smaller bigger

Presta or schrader?

 

[Young Un]

Presta or schrader?

Now you've lost me!

 

[iLB]

if it was me i would go for the new bike

but a more sensible option might be to get some very nice custom built wheels, new tyres, and a new saddle - dont worry so much about the groupo

then take the family on a holiday to the south of france, with bike and shiny new wheels in tow, you will not regret

 

[alecstilleyedye]

5k and no mention of a colnago?

i couldn't pass judgement on the boob job without seeing the originals…

 

[ComedyPilot]

Tits

 

[ComedyPilot]

5k and no mention of a colnago?

i couldn't pass judgement on the boob job without seeing the originals…

+1 Pics please

 

[PaulB]

Anyone getting a windfall like that and telling the missis deserves everything that's taken from him. Keep schtum and spend it on what you want.

 

[snorri]

there's a downside. Plus I don't think that they would feel nicer to the touch although its just something i've read and have no experience of IRL.

It's true

 

[Keith Oates]

I don't know what you should spend it on, that's your choice alone BUT don't buy the boob job. I think all plastic surgery should be banned unless it's for repairs from accidents or some other genuine reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

As long as the boob job doesn't get mangled up with the n+1 theory, or you could have a missus with lumps all over her body...

Get a Thorn tandem, with all the toys.

But I think you could stretch to an S-Works Roubaix...and fish and chips twice.

 

[Wigsie]

As long as the boob job doesn't get mangled up with the n+1 theory, or you could have a missus with lumps all over her body...

Get a Thorn tandem, with all the toys.

But I think you could stretch to an S-Works Roubaix...and fish and chips twice.

I like that idea!

I was in the same boat a while back.... Discussed it with the mrs and ended up paying off all our debt and saving the rest! Felt good at the time but still no carbon or new boobs...

She wants to have one more sprog before the boob job so I could delay that option.

 

[TVC]

You should get something you can both enjoy - bigger funbags

 

[mad al]

A chat it would be in our gaff and as for the Mrs having a boob job, I'd like to think there's more to a relationship than a bigger pair of boobs FFS

 

[Wigsie]

A chat it would be in our gaff and as for the Mrs having a boob job, I'd like to think there's more to a relationship than a bigger pair of boobs FFS

There is much more to a relationship than that (why the FFS? , I fell in love with my wife the way she is and I have never had any issues... She on the other hand has massively low self esteem with regards to her boobs, she was teased and bullied at school and her f*cked up family have always taken the p*ss out of her for it, she has wanted them for 15 years so its not like its an impulsive thing.

 

[Aperitif]

Lend the missus some of your wool then Wigsie.

I've changed my mind. Human confidence first and then the Roubaix.