Unfortunate (genuine) names

[Chris S]

 

[Trickedem]

 

[Chris S]

If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks then would she become Stevie Shatner Nicks?

 

[steve292]

I used to drink with a guy called Maurice Leyland

 

[Dave7]

We know a couple a couple that, for many years, ran a fish n chip shop.
Their name was Mr & Mrs Haddock.

 

[KnittyNorah]

In a village near where I grew up, there was Crook's Solicitors . I think most of their work was conveyancing and wills, and other mundane solicitorish work, but I often wondered ...

 

[neil_merseyside]

Used to see a solicitors somewhere called Dolittle and Dally, when it comes to conveyancing it's probably right.

 

[cycling_eejit]

My wife worked with a lady called Annette Curtin.
Also I knew a lad years ago who was called Myles Furlong.

 

[Pale Rider]

Used to see a solicitors somewhere called Dolittle and Dally, when it comes to conveyancing it's probably right.

Still trading in Kidderminster, Worcestershire, although they are surveyors and estate agents.

Relations of mine rented a farm from an elderly lady who also owned most of a village.

Dolittle and Dalley were her land agents.

 

[Drago]

At the vets yesterday (my boy Lemmy is very poorly) and the lady came out and asked for a Mr Barby.

I tried to stop myself, but was still able to blurt, "...the Butcher of Lyon!"

 

[steveindenmark]

I arrested a man in the act of burgling a house in the middle of the night. His name was Andrew Robber (A. Robber) True story.

 

[rikki]

There's a local builder here called Clint ...... Constructions, who really should get his signwriter to either use a different font or stop using all capitals for the business name CLINT ..... CONSTRUCTIONS.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Work colleague for a short while by the name of Uprichard. I was informed it's pronounced U Prichard

 

[Chris S]

Michael Fitzpatrick. Sounds like a gay Irishman.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

School bus drives around here. Driver has his name across the top of the windscreen. Paul Potts. Maybe he thinks the "s" is enough............