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Untrained salon staff are carrying out teeth whitening on clients, according to a report by consumer

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Jaded, 27 Sep 2007.

  1. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep now.
     
  2. bobbyp

    bobbyp Senior Member

    There's not many threads where the title is longer than the content. Hopefully this reply will redress the balance.
     
  3. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    There's no need to pay hundreds to have your teeth whitened.

    A quick gargle and rinse with neat bleach before you go to bed each night will soon have them pearly white.







    Children -this is a joke, don't try this at home
     
  4. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    "Vanity, all is vanity."

    Also - we're British, we're globally famous for having 'bad teeth' (by that I mean normal looking teeth). Why people would pay £200 just to have slightly whiter teeth is a mystery to me. That £200 could go towards something important, like a new bike, or at least bits of a new bike.
     
  5. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I want to have my teeth whitened as soon as I have bought a new bianchi (note I have my priorities right!). They arnt so bad, I dont smoke or drink black coffeee etc...but I can see the attraction in having whiter teeth, i think it's better looking and would make me feel more confident. Whatever flots your boat I suppose...besides I 'll need my teeth to match my ride:biggrin:
     
  6. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Turquoise be the colour you be after then BTFB! arrrrr! No wait this isn't pirate day any more is it.
     
  7. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    But surely with a new Bianchi you should have black teeth; all those espressos and Italian fags (or whatever their equivalent to Gauloises is).

    You didn't get the Bianchi from JD Cycles did you? I saw a couple of nice large framed sale ones there at the weekend.
     
  8. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    michael boogerd gets his teeth whitened, surely?
     
  9. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    I don't see what theproblem with getting untrained people to do it - surely it's just a bit of paint and as long as they dont' get too much on your gumit's ok...
     
  10. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    Yes Bonj. It's paint.
     
  11. Ha ha - this thread is so funny...I 'work' for a teeth whitening company. (Dentist based - of course!) :biggrin:
     
  12. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    do you get free white teeth as a perk?
     
  13. Yep. Got packets of them at work...stick them to my jacket so they reflect in the dark!:biggrin:

    Has anyone had this treatment?
     
  14. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    night vision teeth...you should patent that idea.
     
  15. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Aperitif...a pair of teef ... is that deliberate? :biggrin: Very good, if so!