Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Jaded, 27 Sep 2007.
I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep now.
There's not many threads where the title is longer than the content. Hopefully this reply will redress the balance.
There's no need to pay hundreds to have your teeth whitened.
A quick gargle and rinse with neat bleach before you go to bed each night will soon have them pearly white.
Children -this is a joke, don't try this at home
"Vanity, all is vanity."
Also - we're British, we're globally famous for having 'bad teeth' (by that I mean normal looking teeth). Why people would pay £200 just to have slightly whiter teeth is a mystery to me. That £200 could go towards something important, like a new bike, or at least bits of a new bike.
I want to have my teeth whitened as soon as I have bought a new bianchi (note I have my priorities right!). They arnt so bad, I dont smoke or drink black coffeee etc...but I can see the attraction in having whiter teeth, i think it's better looking and would make me feel more confident. Whatever flots your boat I suppose...besides I 'll need my teeth to match my ride
Turquoise be the colour you be after then BTFB! arrrrr! No wait this isn't pirate day any more is it.
But surely with a new Bianchi you should have black teeth; all those espressos and Italian fags (or whatever their equivalent to Gauloises is).
You didn't get the Bianchi from JD Cycles did you? I saw a couple of nice large framed sale ones there at the weekend.
michael boogerd gets his teeth whitened, surely?
I don't see what theproblem with getting untrained people to do it - surely it's just a bit of paint and as long as they dont' get too much on your gumit's ok...
Yes Bonj. It's paint.
Ha ha - this thread is so funny...I 'work' for a teeth whitening company. (Dentist based - of course!)
do you get free white teeth as a perk?
Yep. Got packets of them at work...stick them to my jacket so they reflect in the dark!
Has anyone had this treatment?
night vision teeth...you should patent that idea.
Aperitif...a pair of teef ... is that deliberate? Very good, if so!
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