Untrue facts about Joe Marler

[grldtnr]

It's said Joe Marler can ' Scrum' so hard , that the world rotates backwards, upsetting the balance of every clock on the planet, and that his beard houses a small atomic reactor, Joe hasn't paid household bills for years !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It’s said he’s good at Rugby.

 

[Webbo2]

People are very aware of who he is.

 

[DRM]

People are very aware of who he is.

Am I to understand he's involved in the "kick & clap" version of Rugby?

 

[Binky]

It’s said he’s good at Rugby.

Except that's not untrue. Marler was a world class prop.

 

[grldtnr]

Joe serves dry roasted nuts in his garden bar at home, Alun Wynne Jones isn't best pleased when Joe secretly tries to nibble on a few, that he leaves out for his rugger mates.