EltonFrog
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I went on several interweb dates...
...now if she rolled upon a bicycle that would get my attention....if she could ride it i'd defo be interested....if she could fix it id marry her![]()
Laugh out loud, quite literally.
I went on several interweb dates...
...now if she rolled upon a bicycle that would get my attention....if she could ride it i'd defo be interested....if she could fix it id marry her![]()
...A grumpy old 6'2", slim, wealthy, charming cynic with all his own hair, a Maserati and an apartment in the 1ere Arrondissement.
[but it seems to me that for every computer-match success there will be a gazillion non-successes.
I don't want to sound like a 'smug married', (which of course I may not be at any moment according to statistics) but it seems to me that for every computer-match success there will be a gazillion non-successes.
where shall i send my CVI went on several interweb dates...mostly they were like a job interview...
you get to suss people out very quickly...mostly they are playing a game, looking to improve their home/bank balance, or just get laid and run...all of which I find insulting. They have this ideal guy in their minds and you can see them mentally ticking off each item on their list..zzzzzzzzzzz I make a decision within 2 minutes mostly ...the rest is just being polite before I leave. There are exceptions, but mostly people arnt who they claim to be. id rather they cut the crap and were themselves, that wins more browny points than all the war paint, heels, flash bmw's and sob stories about how bad their ex treated them and how he deserved to loose every penny he had..blah blah blah..how they don't really drink because its only a bottle of wine a night...how they don't smoke (since last week)...yada yada yada...
...now if she rolled upon a bicycle that would get my attention....if she could ride it i'd defo be interested....if she could fix it id marry her![]()
He's dead. You're willing to leave your love life down to a dead man?Yup, it just speeds up the process of meeting folk, you meet people who want to be met. The rest of it is down to Darwin.
...now if she rolled upon a bicycle that would get my attention....if she could ride it i'd defo be interested....if she could fix it id marry her![]()
Never tried :-(can thee ride tandem?![]()
My daughter (our eldest) can do punctures and general tyre/tube/tape stuff, replace and adjust head bearings, do simple trueing with spoke-tightening, adjust and replace caliper/canti/V-brakes, get gears just about right, measure chains for wear and replace them and do general fettling.
If she tells her current geezer (an occasional leisure cyclist) is he suddenly going to propose?
I went on several interweb dates...mostly they were like a job interview...
you get to suss people out very quickly...mostly they are playing a game, looking to improve their home/bank balance, or just get laid and run...all of which I find insulting. They have this ideal guy in their minds and you can see them mentally ticking off each item on their list..zzzzzzzzzzz I make a decision within 2 minutes mostly ...the rest is just being polite before I leave. There are exceptions, but mostly people arnt who they claim to be. id rather they cut the crap and were themselves, that wins more browny points than all the war paint, heels, flash bmw's and sob stories about how bad their ex treated them and how he deserved to loose every penny he had..blah blah blah..how they don't really drink because its only a bottle of wine a night...how they don't smoke (since last week)...yada yada yada...
...now if she rolled upon a bicycle that would get my attention....if she could ride it i'd defo be interested....if she could fix it id marry her![]()
I went on a blind date arranged by someone I worked with and turned up on my bicycle.
I went on a blind date arranged by someone I worked with and turned up on my bicycle.
and ?