Update on recent Dating advice required post

[Pat "5mph"]

Well if he has to become a pie free zone, I don't see why not.
An Italian wanting Greek food!

Yes, I like Greek food a lot

 

[classic33]

An Italian, living in Scotland, who seems to prefer Greek food over Italian, Scottish or English food.
Something wrong here.

 

[Aperitif]

How could I forget? The dog was the one with a full set of teeth and no visible tattoos.

Correct. Ha ha! - for once you're being serious, Adrian.

 

[Aperitif]

Scotch mss - with their own eyeful tower.

 

[Aperitif]

It is a vocational thing.

Adrian's vocation knows no bounds. Here he is in @theclaud 's advert for a past CycleChat publication...
And here his is, flying the flag in honourable tradition.

 

[vernon]

Vernon in a kilt will be along soon I hope...Rich and the crisp packet and.....er, yes, you're right. Sorry.

Afro celt.

Sikhing a new identity

Pie munching guise..

and in Lycra

 

[dellzeqq]

who's the blonde chick? I bet her rear view is scrumptious!

 

[vernon]

who's the blonde chick? I bet her rear view is scrumptious!

I let her be my pacemaker - she got my heart pumping.

 

[hopless500]

Ah yes! We devised a plan last night (god that beer was styrong...) and everyone can turn up to wax Andy's legs and help him help others.
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/lonrom-2013.134857/ is what it's about.

Anyway, back on topic and Sunday often sees these two pieces of velo real estate out and about. They are a bit thick, but handsome @Mr H...effing Paul - however you spell haematocrit etc @topcat1
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Ok, who is who on here? Oh, hang on, Mr Haematocrit and topcat1? Which is which?

 

[dellzeqq]

I let her be my pacemaker - she got my heart pumping.

apparently 'that Vernon is well cheeky. But I like him so I'll let him off'.

 

[Aperitif]

I let her be my pacemaker - she got my heart pumping.

Lucky. If AgentH had got your heart 'racing', you would have been comparing her to a pork pie. As it is, I know you are far too sensible to make life-shortening comparisons, Vernon - despite your appearance.

 

[thom]

So @Herbie, you might find this encouraging if you like US women.
UK men are the world's sexiest according to 31,000 US women.
By comparison, the UK ladies don't make the top 10.

 

[ColinJ]

So @Herbie, you might find this encouraging if you like US women.
UK men are the world's sexiest according to 31,000 US women.
By comparison, the UK ladies don't make the top 10.

Does that mean that over 100 million US women do not think UK men are the world's sexiest?

 

[MarkF]

Despite asking her to stop spending on me she continued. In the end I broke off the relationship

And did you retain her contact details?

I had a similar problem with a fiancee who kept trying to feed me .............when I wasn't hungry, all I had to do was remain static for a minute and food would appear, it drove me nuts, I dumped her which was a shame because she had strawberry blonde hair and green eyes which is lottery win looks IMO.

Anyway.......I thought the OP's woman was called Sheila? No way is an air stewardess today called Sheila, they last flew on the De Havilland Comet.