Uxbridge English Dictionary

[deptfordmarmoset]

Extreme - a dried up river.

 

[Speicher]

Somersault - Sodium Chloride only available between June and September.

Phantom - to waft air over a male cat.

 

[Saluki]

Craptastic - kind of speaks for itself that one.

 

[Moon bunny]

Palindrome-Where Monty Python's Flying Circus took off and landed.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Fallacious - something very wrong.

 

[Velo711]

Tannenbum- the bare part of the Christmas tree that is against the wall.

 

[Longshot]

Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.

 

[Rezillo]

Remarkable what you can get away with on Radio 4, although I don't know for sure if that one got broadcast.

 

[Stringy Bob]

Tebay-Yorkshire branch of online auction site

 

[brodiej]

Derailleurs - people who hijack useful threads in Know How and start talking about something completely unrelated

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Aha, a bike theme!

Headset - a clique of intellectuals.
Cranks - those excluded by the headset
Handlebars - a short extract of classical music
Seatpost - a saddle delivery organisation

 

[bof]

Colnago - walking the bike up a mountain pass
Shimano - looks like a ladyboy but isn't
Willier - obvious
Boardman - underemployed ex-cyclist

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Cannondale - a wartime drink distributor

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Drivetrain - a rural commute

 

[CopperCyclist]

Carpet - a beloved mechanical device, usually fuelled by explosive liquid, given a human name and treated like a member of the family