Vasectomy
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Jane Smart
The Queen
- Location
- Dunfermline Fife
Crackle said:
Maybe it was twins
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
jimboalee said:Maybe they're the Milkman's
Wouldn't have thought so, he comes too early in the morning.
3 am round here.
youngoldbloke
The older I get, the faster I used to be ...
Speicher said:Wouldn't have thought so, he comes too early in the morning.
- that doesn't stop you getting pregnant does it?
addictfreak
Guru
- Location
- Boldon, Tyne and Wear
My mate had his done a few years ago when the nurse used to do the shving. Anyway he was lying on the bed and in comes the nurse, it was only an old school friend wasnt it!
She said hi john i havent seen you since we were kids, then she whips back the sheet and says, my you havent changed!
She said hi john i havent seen you since we were kids, then she whips back the sheet and says, my you havent changed!
rog 1974
New Member
- Location
- essex england
had mine done about 10 yrs ago in doctors surgery already had 3 kids and 3 stepkids they couldnt get me in there quick enough. The ingections hurt a bit but after that you just felt a bit of tugging in your lower stomach and the smell of burning flesh as they quaterized the tubes.
Davidc
Guru
- Location
- Somerset UK
Jane Smart said:Maybe it was twins
Or 2 different women?
Jane Smart
The Queen
- Location
- Dunfermline Fife
Davidc said:Or 2 different women?
Well there is that
nosherduke996
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Newdigate,surrey
the chop
You will know something has gone wrong when they tie the stitches up and your head starts to nod
TWBNK said:
You will know something has gone wrong when they tie the stitches up and your head starts to nod
had mine done a couple of years ago now, wasn't cycling at the time but i think i was very lucky. local anesthetic and no real pain whatsoever. back at work in two days.
had a bit of fun with one of my "samples" though. couldn't face doing it at the hospital so did the deed at home and and had to whizz it one junction up the motor way within a certain time limit. once on the motor way there was a car crash just up ahead and i was stuck in the jam for two hours, with a pocket full of ... well you know
. had to phone the hospital and tell them it had "gone off"
and oh yes, who do sent shave these days anyway ??? the 60's porn look is really not sexy
had a bit of fun with one of my "samples" though. couldn't face doing it at the hospital so did the deed at home and and had to whizz it one junction up the motor way within a certain time limit. once on the motor way there was a car crash just up ahead and i was stuck in the jam for two hours, with a pocket full of ... well you know
. had to phone the hospital and tell them it had "gone off" and oh yes, who do sent shave these days anyway ??? the 60's porn look is really not sexy
Had mine done under local at the same time as my hernia, 7 days off bike and then gently got back on, first time trial 6 weeks after op, not a pleasent experience it was one of those windy both ways nights.
As for the op, the worse bit was one of the disolvable stitches did not, the surgeon just got the tweezers and pulled, nasty bugger. Payed privately for both at the British Hernia Clinic, got me back to work 3 days after the op, for someone self employed it was money well spent.
Also with kids costing in the region of £150,000 to bring up the opwas a good investment.
As for the op, the worse bit was one of the disolvable stitches did not, the surgeon just got the tweezers and pulled, nasty bugger. Payed privately for both at the British Hernia Clinic, got me back to work 3 days after the op, for someone self employed it was money well spent.
Also with kids costing in the region of £150,000 to bring up the opwas a good investment.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
screenman said:
And.....should have gone NHS for that..........