Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
I always offer to help, even daft roadies who think venturing forth without the means to fix a puncture is a legitimate method of saving weight.
I was once leaning against the padded area on the underground (it's like a half seat) and this guy boarded with a walking stick, and none of the f*ckers with a seat stood up for him. Of course, I gave him my half seat, and thus stood beside him. He "thanked" me by trying to convince me to let Jesus into my life.I stopped to offer help to a fella with a puncture one day and ended up standing there for an hour while he told me about his divorce and his health problems and where he lived and etc, etc.....![]()
I stopped to offer help to a fella with a puncture one day and ended up standing there for an hour while he told me about his divorce and his health problems and where he lived and etc, etc.....![]()
What he said, other than offer a spare tube or a set of Tyre Levers, i am worse than uselessI sometimes ask but to be honest I'm a danger to my own bike, you really don't want me messing with yours.
OK I'm gonna pick on you but how can you not know how to fix a punture? It's not like you're not going to get one. Virtually anything else I can empathise with but you've got to learn to fix punctures, it's an absolute must, surely?I stare at flat tires and will the puncture to go away. Sometimes I use my superman laser eyes to seal the hole. It worked once.
I have a female friend who is now over 50 (and quite lovely) who was very beautiful as a young woman. She believes men should stop and fix her flat tyre.![]()
OK I'm gonna pick on you but how can you not know how to fix a punture? It's not like you're not going to get one. Virtually anything else I can empathise with but you've got to learn to fix punctures, it's an absolute must, surely?