Violated by its Noodley Appendage

[wafflycat]

Don't be afraid!!! It's as soft as anything!

That's reassuring. It's the big and hard monsters you've got to be fearful of. You never know when one of those is going to pop up and poke its eye at the world.

Some beasts you grab them by the scruff of the neck and shake them....in this case though don't.[/quote]

Indeed. You wouldn't want to rub it up the wrong way...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

it could take time to shake off

 

[wafflycat]

and end in a sticky mess.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Quint: "I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Jaws.

Oh, aren't we playing *that* game?

I'll get my coat.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Jaws.

Free Willy

 

[yorkshiregoth]

"Mutant Phallus from Chenobyl"

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mark Spitz

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Mark Spitz

that's not what it says on the wall in the gents'

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Donald Pleasence: I am the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water, ready to trap the unwary, the show-off, the fool, and this is the kind of place you'd expect to find me.

 

[trustysteed]

it's a cock and bull story.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I think the poor thing has been really misunderstood!!! And it needs to be shown the milk of human kindness.

 

[Big Bren]

Hey don't knock it - like all of us, even a ravaging cock monster needs strokes...

Bren

 

[Elmer Fudd]

For different folks

 

[Kirstie]

...and underwater c*ck monsters