Violated by its Noodley Appendage

[Mr Phoebus]

Now I thought the Cerne Abbas Giant was a bit of an handfull, but this!!!

 

[wafflycat]

WTF?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

WTF?

There are things of Heaven and Earth we still don't understand, my child.

 

[Hugh Jampton]

EHH?

Is this something to do with 'The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'?

 

[Kirstie]

Yikes!!
Is that sign from Japanese porn-horror movie land?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Cock-ness monster!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

..and the monster from the deep seems to extract chest tissue in the form of 2 giant bullet-holes... or is it just women that this creature targets (it being phallus-shaped and all)??

very strange...

 

[Hugh Jampton]

Aren't followers referred to as 'Pastafarians'.

Yikes!!
Is that sign from Japanese porn-horror movie land?

Kirstie, have you been watching those Manga Tentacle movies?

 

[Arch]

Stop it.. I can't breathe...

Trying so hard not to laugh out loud, a colleague just came up to check I wasn't crying...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I don't think it bites? But it definitely spits!

 

[Kirstie]

Aren't followers referred to as 'Pastafarians'.

Yikes!!
Is that sign from Japanese porn-horror movie land?

Kirstie, have you been watching those Manga Tentacle movies?

Once. Completely by accident. Would be funny to think of a movie title suitable for this sign...how about 'the amphibious c*ck menace', then you could have 'return of the amphibious c*ck menace' etc etc

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It looks more Rabbi than rabid!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

It's a fairly standard Health and Safety sign under s239(5) of the 2004 Regulations to warn people using large saws what can happen if they get their tackle caught.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Don't be afraid!!! It's as soft as anything!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!