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Violated by its Noodley Appendage

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 7 Aug 2007.

  1. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Now I thought the Cerne Abbas Giant was a bit of an handfull, but this!!!

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  2. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    WTF?

    ;):eek::ohmy::eek::ohmy:
     
  3. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    There are things of Heaven and Earth we still don't understand, my child.
     
  4. Hugh Jampton

    Hugh Jampton Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Epping Forest
    EHH?

    Is this something to do with 'The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'?
     
  5. Yikes!!
    Is that sign from Japanese porn-horror movie land?
     
  6. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Cock-ness monster! ;)
     
  7. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    ..and the monster from the deep seems to extract chest tissue in the form of 2 giant bullet-holes... or is it just women that this creature targets (it being phallus-shaped and all)??

    very strange...
     
  8. Hugh Jampton

    Hugh Jampton Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Epping Forest
    Aren't followers referred to as 'Pastafarians'.

    Kirstie, have you been watching those Manga Tentacle movies?
     
  9. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    Stop it.. I can't breathe...;):biggrin::biggrin:

    Trying so hard not to laugh out loud, a colleague just came up to check I wasn't crying...
     
  10. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    I don't think it bites? But it definitely spits!
     
  11. Once. Completely by accident. Would be funny to think of a movie title suitable for this sign...how about 'the amphibious c*ck menace', then you could have 'return of the amphibious c*ck menace' etc etc
     
  12. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    It looks more Rabbi than rabid!
     
  13. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    It's a fairly standard Health and Safety sign under s239(5) of the 2004 Regulations to warn people using large saws what can happen if they get their tackle caught.
     
  14. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Don't be afraid!!! It's as soft as anything!
     
  15. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    We're gonna need a bigger boat!