Warm Loo Seats

[classic33]

This sign has been placed on the back of the loo door

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If there's a letter missing from the first word, warm loo seats would be less of a concern.

Other than that, why the camera in there?

 

[ufkacbln]

My goodness, you've hit on a pet hate of mine here.

There's a toilet brush next to each lavatory pan in our place. Why do people find it so difficult to clean up after themselves?

Reminds me of....

Becks, Posh and Brooklyn enter a raffle. To her delight Posh wins first prize - a huge bottle of perfume.
Funnily enough, Brooklyn comes in second and wins himself a football.
Third prize goes to David and he goes home the proud owner of a new toilet brush.
Next day, Brooklyn says to his mum, "Mum, do you like your new perfume?"
"Yes, darling, it's lovely," says Posh. "How about your new football?"
"Oh, it's brilliant. What about your new toilet brush, Dad, is that good?"
"Not really," says David, "I think I'll go back to using paper."

 

[Electric_Andy]

Before i sit down i vigorously wipe the seat with bog roll, then if the seat is warm i can convince myself it's the friction from my wiping and not some other bloke's hairy buttocks.