Watch and learn, Stevens...

[TVC]

Have you laid that sausage and plum toms out like that by complete accident?

If yours look like that I think you should see a doctor.

 

[theclaud]

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Using the sausage as a bean defence is an accepted technique. Beans or tomatoes, though.

 

[vernon]

One more egg, two less tomatoes and that is a winner.

Two more eggs. double the black pudding, three more sausages, three more rashers of bacon and add some mushrooms and I'd call that breakfast.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm not convinced that plum tomatoes should be a part of a cooked brekkie. And you need another half a loaf's worth of toast.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And Cholula hot sauce.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I'm not convinced that plum tomatoes should be a part of a cooked brekkie. And you need another half a loaf's worth of toast.

Plum tomatoes should be left in the tin and donated to the nearest food bank. Bleurgh.

 

[theclaud]

I'm not convinced that plum tomatoes should be a part of a cooked brekkie.

That's because you're so irredeemably middle class.

 

[Crackle]

I'm not convinced that plum tomatoes should be a part of a cooked brekkie. And you need another half a loaf's worth of toast.

Plum tomatoes: He got that brekkie from a service station.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And they've got the knife and fork the wrong way around, witchcraft.

 

[Crackle]

And they've got the knife and fork the wrong way around, witchcraft.

Ah, we must part there. We've reached a leftie/rightie fork in the discussion.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Where's the forum standard picture for this sort of thing? Ah here it is...

 

[TVC]

I'm not convinced that plum tomatoes should be a part of a cooked brekkie. And you need another half a loaf's worth of toast.

Plum tomatoes should be left in the tin and donated to the nearest food bank. Bleurgh.

Plum tomatoes: He got that brekkie from a service station.

Plum tomatoes are much better than the grilled fresh variety which give you lava hot juice on the top and a tepid bottom, plus no taste. Those plums do serve a purpose, they help lubricate the black pudding in the absence of sufficient egg yolk to do the job.

As for the fork position, you ewill have to ask Lulabelle about that.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Plum tomatoes are much better than the grilled fresh variety...

Grilled, are you insane?

 

[Crackle]

Yeah, any fule know that toms go in the oven with a bit of balsamic.

 

[TVC]

Grilled, are you insane?

No, that's why I won't entertain the idea.