Wednesdays joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 16 Apr 2008.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    A man was riding on his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time, and finally he said, 'Lord I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

    After a slight pause, the Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
  2. Very good!
  3. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    I like it BTFB!
  4. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Another one:-

    Lady goes into pub and asks Barman for a Double Entendre.

    So he gave her one
  5. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    when i asked for attractive barmaid for a white wine, she gave me a semillion.
  6. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    I'm a bit concerned..
    A mate of mine has told me he's addicted to brake fluid.

    It's ok, he said.....

    I can stop any time ......
  7. Heard on Radio 2 tonight ... this one may work better spoken.

    An Irishman goes for a job on a building site in London. The foreman is an old fashioned racist and decides he's not giving a job to this chap. So he asks a question which he thinks the Irishman won't be able to answer, which is: "what's the difference between a joist and a girder?" To which the Irishman replies:

    <keep going>

    "Joist wrote "Ulysess" and Girder wrote "Faust"":biggrin:
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