Well, I'm ready...

[swee'pea99]

Declared departure time: 8.30
Women (x3) preparation commences: 7.40
Man preparation commences: 8.25
Man ready: 8.30
Women ready: ...your guess is as good as mine...

 

[cosmicbike]

They've only just started getting ready for Christmas 2014? Not a chance of being ready in time...

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

...your guess is as good as mine...

All them men and women preparing Sounds a little bit when harry met sally to me...... That's my guess
Just don't put the key for your bike lock in a bowl as this suggests you really want a tandem, and your unlikely to get your lock back.