What Americans use to wash their 'smalls' .....

[Fab Foodie]

.... chuffin' gert washing machines and dryers, that's what!

Bloody good machines though ....

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Have you only just tumbled that?

 

[raleighnut]

Have you seen the size of the 'average' Americans ar5e, 3 pairs of boxers would fill that machine.

 

[Speicher]

Please remember not to put your pink socks in with your white t-shirts.

 

[Fnaar]

I didn't get where I am today by washing my smalls in big machines.

 

[slowmotion]

I hate to break it to you Fabbers but your shirt and shorts still look a bit grey.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I hate to break it to you Fabbers but your shirt and shorts still look a bit grey.

As I'm quite badly colour-blind I don't greatly care
(I thought they were red ....)

 

[Fnaar]

*Disappointed* I actually thought you were a Reggie Perrin lookalike

 

[PeteXXX]

You could probably fit a bike in one of those after mucky ride....

 

[Fab Foodie]

*Disappointed* I actually thought you were a Reggie Perrin lookalike

I've not got my make-up on 'cos I'm on hols in the photo ... Tsk.

 

[Milkfloat]

Front loaders like that are actually pretty rare in the U.S.

 

[Lullabelle]

Is it safe to sit them like that, my washer dryer can get over-enthusiastic and move about, the top one would get shaken off.

 

[nickyboy]

Is it safe to sit them like that, my washer dryer can get over-enthusiastic and move about, the top one would get shaken off.

My innuendo-meter has exploded

 

[threebikesmcginty]

An American friend who lives in the UK always wonders why the wash cycle here takes so long, the American machines have the whole thing over and done with in half an hour.

 

[Fab Foodie]

An American friend who lives in the UK always wonders why the wash cycle here takes so long, the American machines have the whole thing over and done with in half an hour.

Correct - and they seem to do a perfectly fine job too.
Sad barsteward that I am I came back from my hols with a suitcase of completely clean clothes ... The lot wash and dried in 1 load and just over an hour.
I know how to live on holiday ....