What are the 7 signs of ageing?

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Standing in shop/supermarket doorways. Wht don't the elderly realise that doorways are for 2 purposes only. Ingress, egress. that's it. Not standing talking to each other about god knows what, or just cluttering the place up for the rest of us. MOVE!!!!!
 
Standing in shop/supermarket doorways. Wht don't the elderly realise that doorways are for 2 purposes only. Ingress, egress. that's it. Not standing talking to each other about god knows what, or just cluttering the place up for the rest of us. MOVE!!!!!
That's a similar argument to one which many drivers use against cyclists... :unsure:
 
My OH came up with one last night...

You know you are getting old when your partner asks you if you have used the toilet before you leave the house!
 

fossyant

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No - much worse, its what we overheard my mother asking her husband... my OH just waters trees frequently...

It's not so funny sometimes... We have to 'plan' taking the MIL out around toilet stops - no joke about 6 in the space of 3 hours (she doesn't go that often at home) - get her out and it's panic. Drove to Llandudno (40 minutes from where we were staying - toilet before we went) - didn't make the car parks, had to stop at the ASDA in Llandudno. Wheeled her to the loo (mobility issues), wheeled back. Then parked car. Wheeled to Pier - another stop, got to end of pier, another stop, got back down to town, another stop. FFS. It took hours to walk about 1 mile !

Shoot me if that happens !
 
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