What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[ColinJ]

It's not so funny sometimes... We have to 'plan' taking the MIL out around toilet stops - no joke about 6 in the space of 3 hours (she doesn't go that often at home) - get her out and it's panic.

Several CycleChatters rode the 'Mere 200' audax on Sunday and I was thinking back to when I rode it in 2007. I'd drunk a lot of tea and coffee before setting off and it was going straight through me all day. I'm not kidding - I think I might have had to make about 13 or 14 pee stops in 12 hours! That was no joke when I was wearing full winter kit which made the process very awkward.

After that, I made a point of cutting down on my caffeine intake and that reduced the need for stops on subsequent rides by about 60-70%.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

When no-one bothers to wish you happy birthday anymore.

Happy birthday!
Most years I forget about mine, shame other people can't forget it also

 

[dellzeqq]

1. Forget who people are.
2. Forget what you're supposed to be doing.
3. Can't get out of a chair without a wincing grunt.
4. Can't bend down to tie your shoelaces.
5. Politicians and your GP look 12.
6. After a long bike ride, you can't get off your bike.
7. Your children start helping you.

Olay Revitalising Cream has a lot to do.

you forgot
8. Affection for Queen Anne Revival

 

[Archie_tect]

Much as we may like her, there's not much hope.