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Jumps, ramps, knackered bikes
Oh, and trying to bike jump from a ramp over a river (and not quite making it)


This wasn't kids and it wasn't a bikealecstilleyedye said:apart from the usual ramps and using a local common as what these days would be called a bmx track (on very ordinary bikes), my daftest thing was riding on the frozen lake at said common.
the health and safety brigade obviously have woken up and these days the lake is completely fenced off…
Browser said:Daft or damn-near fatal?
Once disgusted my mother by takign my bike through the outdoor lido in the village where I now live. Said 'lido' was a swimming pool in the broadest sense of the word, no admission fee, no changing rooms, just a concrete pool with water and that was it. You even got free frogs in late summer, so I didn;t feel bad about what I did. Mother, on the other hand, did.........!
BSRU said:I tried to impress some girls by jumping on my mates chopper and speeding off. Unfortunately, I was on wet grass and managed to just spin the rear wheel and fall off.
Ranger said:Oooh, was that in Crowland? We used to go to the Lido there quite regular as kids!!!
beanzontoast said:Thing is, I'd waited 2 years for that bike... and the mudguards, being metal, were colour-matched to the frame and liable to denting too!![]()
c2c said:i remember an elswic hopper i had, it had handlebars that bend back round towards you, would that be cowhorns, anyway i rose up off the saddle to inject a bit of pace into proceedings, and both grips came off in my hands and i ploughed into a lamp post...!!
TheDoctor said:When I was eight, I tried to see if I could jump over a flowerbed using a ramp made out of planks and wobbly piles of bricks.
Turned out I couldn't. Splat.