New watch, a few bits and bobs and a T-shirt with 'Is my bike OK' upside down o the front.
Most useless, an electric ice scraper. You apparently plug it in the 12v socket, let it heat up, then place it over the screen to melt the ice from a small section, then move it for the next section (it doesn't actually scrape). 4 hours later, the windows might be clean, but your battery or fuel would have run out.