What do you call your bike?

[pawl]

Van Nick and PX

Real names for bikes are really silly

Enter not



Better not say what I call my bike when I’m struggling up a hill into a block headwind,I might get banned.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Straining my 16 year old inventiveness to its absolute limit I decided to call mine 'the bike' in 1972 and I've stuck with this name for all the subsequent bikes since.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

"You annoying little b#gger", normally when maintenance is NOT going as planned.

 

[stephec]

Mr M’s Cube hybrid is Big Helga.

😂😂😂

 

[MrGrumpy]

pile of f........ sh.......

 

[captain nemo1701]

I've decided to call mine 'Trigger's Broom' because just about everything on it has been replaced, even the frame.

Not 'Dave'?...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hello my lovely

 

[numbnuts]

Trike, road bike and MTB

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I've got: "the white one", "the red one" and "the full sus one".

 

[Smudge]

I've known quite a few women that name their cars, bikes or motorcycles. But i cant remember ever knowing a bloke that name their vehicles, or at least they've never admitted it to me anyway.

 

[sleuthey]

My old one is my "noble steed" and lives in his stable at my workplace as although retired is too noble to part with. Not named my new one yet.

 

[Archie_tect]

What do I call my bike?

 

[sleuthey]

What do I call my bike?

Please put a name to the face

 

[Dirk]

This is my Willy Ass 'ole.

 

[Archie_tect]

Please put a name to the face

Never had one!