What do you call your bike?

[CanucksTraveller]

Rocinante, which fans of Cervantes will know means “ranked before all other horses". He'll willingly tilt at windmills.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

My recumbent is called Fighter Jet and my road bike Eagle

 

[Dirk]

Doesn't look like Cheddar

George Dawes.....geddit?

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Alfie
Billy
Fred
Kimi
Malcolm
Rocky

 

[Moon bunny]

Minty, because. It’s mint green.

 

[figbat]

The Cube.
The Fuji.
The Felt.
The FrankenTrek.

Now also:

The Kingpin
The Cosmo
The Titus
The Volt.

Occasionally I elaborate with "The [expletive] bike name" if it's causing me any stress.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

’Digestive…..

 

[gbb]

Probably been done already...but I call mine....bike

 

[presta]

F#cking B#stard if it skins my knuckles.

 

[Tenkaykev]

O. B. 1
Graham
Shadow
Jennifer
Badger
( all brommies)

 

[Baldy]

Banana bike.
Red bike.
Blue bike.
Old Mountain bike.
New Mountain bike.

 

[roley poley]

Mrs Poley calls my Brompton "that little snappy one"...

 

[All uphill]

Red bike
Blue bike

 

[iandg]

I used names on Strava to "hide" what they are but then occasionally post pictures - so a complete waste of time

Surly Cross Check - Eric (de Vlaeminck)
Genesis Equilibrium - Roger (de Vlaeminck)
Raleigh Professional - Walter
Henry Burton - Henry
Trek (90s MTB) - The Beast
Surly Long Haul Trucker - Hawkwind (a traveller in time and space)

 

[Toe Clip]

Gwynth - Spa D’Tour