What do you think of when you're riding down...

[Joe24]

It wouldn`t be the same if a row of posh speaking suits sat there and talked about their latest gardening adventures would it lol

For some old boring fart it would be!!!

 

[yenrod]

On ascents: How can I go faster?
On the flat: How can I go faster?
On descents: How can I go faster? (If I thought about my descending style, I might reconsider and slow down!)

Seeing Joe's post, I'll admit to mooing and baaing when the appropriate animal is in the adjacent field!

You do that to !

 

[Piemaster]

On the way out - sun is shining, cars giving room, warm sun, bike feeling sweet. All is right with the world.
On the way back - where did this bloody headwind come from?

 

[Jane Smart]

How wonderful cycling is for a bloke racing towards 60.

I am amazed at my fitness.

And how beautiful Yorkshire is.

well done

 

[phoenix]

You do that to !

And I thought I was the only nutter that made noises or talked to the aminals as I go past. I also talk to myself about all sorts of other observations that I make as I ride along.

 

[speccy1]

And I thought I was the only nutter that made noises or talked to the aminals as I go past. I also talk to myself about all sorts of other observations that I make as I ride along.

I swear at the wind on a regular basis!!!!!!

 

[Joe24]

I swear at the wind on a regular basis!!!!!!

Haha! I do that, and the rain

 

[speccy1]

Haha! I do that, and the rain

Lol!! Doesn`t get you anywhere, but makes you feel better

 

[Joe24]

Lol!! Doesn`t get you anywhere, but makes you feel better

Exactly

 

[speccy1]

I did learn some new swear words the last time I had a good drenching - a car full of idiots wound their windows down and took the p^ss out of me for riding in it - wouldn`t be so bad it they weren`t such "unfit" gits (that`s being very polite!!), that trip also cost me my mobile phone and my mp3 player..........swearing was the best therapy heeheehee!!

 

[Joe24]

I learnt most my swear words from school, theres not really many swear or abusive words i dont know the meaning to
Or at least, the most commonly known ones i know the meanins to, aswell as a few you wouldnt of thought were being used.

 

[speccy1]

I learnt most my swear words from school, theres not really many swear or abusive words i dont know the meaning to
Or at least, the most commonly known ones i know the meanins to, aswell as a few you wouldnt of thought were being used.

I knew them, should I say I just dug them up lol!!

 

[Joe24]

I knew them, should I say I just dug them up lol!!

Should have given them some abuse back

We had a teacher at school and nothing would bother him. He was in a wheelchair and had MS, had been teaching for many years, was there when my uncle was and my uncle is 40something!
Anyway, some kid tried to call him one time, and the teacher just gave him a good one liner that made the kid go bright red and didnt have a clue what to say

 

[Jane Smart]

I am glad to learn that I am not the only one that "speaks" to the cows, sheep etc.,

There was a lovely dog, quite clearly a female on one of the paths with her owner ( a man ) and I could not help myself on cycling past I said "hi gorgeous" to which the man replied "thank you "

Today my thoughts will be I am mad, attempting a 32 miler when I have only been cycling about four weeks

 

[Helly79]

This is the life peace and quiet at last